Did She Happen To Hear The One About The Hemroid Girl?

By Jack Bennington

Have you seen the TV program about the Hemroid girl? Wait, is not all that bad. It is really funny actually. One of my favorite situation comedies is Just Shoot Me. It is about a make believe fashion magazine and the zany staff and the owner of the magazine. The model photographer Elliot is lucky enough not only to take photographs of the models but dates them and other great looking women.

Elliot in this episode is dating an attractive girl who lands a commercial for a hemorrhoid cream. She is so excited she has to rush to tell Elliot. She puts in the tape in his office VCR and he watches in shock as his girlfriend describes the way the cream works with the help of animation on the area the creme is used on. But Elliot feigns excitement and pretends to be happy for her.

When he begins to order lunch the waiter recognizes his date and starts telling her how much she helped him solve his problem. Elliot loses his appetite. Finally towards the end of the episode Elliot comes to terms with her success and is actually happy for her. Why they are leaving his office to go to dinner he sneezes into his handkerchief, he excuses himself, puts the hankie back into his pocket and makes his way out of the room.

He does come to terms with it however and is willing to accept her for who she is, the hemorrhoid girl. On their way to dinner he pulls out his handkerchief and sneezes into. He says excuse me and places it back into his pocket. His girlfriend is disgusted by this and breaks up with him over a dirty handkerchief. Elliot retorts saying she has her nerve, her being the hemorrhoid girl, breaking up over a dirty handkerchief. She replies that she knows she is famous now but she cannot bring herself to accept Elliot and his dirty habits. She leaves him. Dennis the office secretary and company clown takes this time to make several puns related to hemorrhoids at Elliot's expense.

Of course as humorous as this episode is, there is nothing humorous about hemorrhoids. It can be a very painful condition. And even though it is not a condition that is life threatening, people get worried when they develop the symptoms.

When people see blood after wiping after a bowel movement, who would blame them for getting concerned. And in an attempt to clean the area more, this extra cleaning can prolong the condition or make it worse. What causes this condition? One is sitting down for extended periods. One is obesity. And if one strains too hard during a bowel movement, you can develop hemorrhoids.

You can reduce your chances of developing hemorrhoids by drinking plenty of fluids, eating a diet rich in fiber, and getting regular exercise. Which is what you should do to prevent a host of physical ailments.

There are many treatments for hemorrhoids. There are some over the counter medications you can buy without a prescription. However, unless you know that the symptoms you have are because of hemorrhoids you will want to see your doctor to make sure it is not anything more serious than a Hemroid. - 30414

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